Dobby the House Elf!

Hello! Dobby here!

Yea yea Dobby is in the building!!

heyyy dobbbbyyy how's it going?

Dobby, where's Winky?

Winky is here. Winky doesn't like the crowd, though. Winky doesn't want to give out autographs. Winky doesn't know how to write. Winky likes butterbeer. Winky wants to get drunk, now, bye.

No, Winky, you musn't get drunk. It's not good for you. *runs after Winky, trying to grab the butterbeer from her*

Huh! What's this! Where is Kreacher! Kreacher was just talking with that strange fellow Fob35 when..... Oh! I'm at... well, Kreacher doesn't know where Kreacher is. *mutters under his breath* "filthy stinking little................. HEY! WINKY! KREACHER WANTS A BUTTERBEER!

Kreacher! No butterbeer for you either! *joins Eris and tries to get the Kreacher away from the butterbeer*

GIVE ME THE PRECIOUS!

Got it! *clutches butterbeer triumphantly and waves it over the heads of Winky and Kreacher*

"Filthy stinking little butterbeer taker........ GIVE ME IT!" *Tries to grab the butterbeer away from Eris but then trips and falls on his face*

Nooooooo! Winky's butterbeer! Winky's butterbeer! Winky's butterbeer! Winky's butterbeer! Winky's butterbeer! *remembers to breathe* Winky's butterbeer! Winky's butterbeer!

Oh shut up, Winky!

See what I have to put up with? Dobby, you're lucky you're so nice and you don't drink butterbeer.

Drinking is against rule #132 of "Dobies Code of House-elfness".

*raises eyebrows* Dude? You have a code? That is fricking awesome!

did you just call a house elf dude....?

No, I'm just Californian. "Dude" is pretty much part of our language.

I don't think dobby would care... Hey where is dobby?

Dobby is here! Dobby was just finishing a new rule in Dobbies code!

What's the new rule Dobby??

17> im from Cali and i do not say dude very often.
do you live on the coast? i lived in the mountains but moved two years ago. :(

I'm on the Coast. *gets on sunglasses*

i live on the coast. and i completely overuse the word dude.

i live in ohio where is is VERY cold. lol I wish i was on the coast...hows the wather at ur place sarahy?

getting colder every day... it was in the low 30s this morning when i was at the bus stop...

I'm in Wisconsin. The land of cheese! Right now it's in the mid 30s

I'm in Cal-i-for-ni-a!!! Cue music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs9hp4ubU1k

*stops dancing* Ummm. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah! Here in Cali we are at 60 or 65 degrees F.

so lucky. we are stuck in winter until probably mid april

3 years ago for me, it rained on christmas and snowed on the first day of spring. :P

Wow that's crazy!!

yeah, I know. Weather in Wisconsin is veerrrrry unpredictable.

I just saw that it was like 13 degrees right??

13 degrees?????? *looks out window at placid lavender sky* I feel like such a weenie.

its just as cold here in idaho. i dont mind it though. its not christmas unless its cold. :)

it was like 9 degrees at my bus stop this morning, and the bus broke down 4 stops away so my friends and i were waiting for 20 minutes in the freezing cold!!