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des. 14, 2019, 10:30am

Citizens Fed Up @CitizensFedUp | 1:52 PM · Dec 13, 2019
Vicente Fox already ordered 5 million hats for his campaign...

des. 19, 2019, 2:37pm

Somebody (at the USDA?) has a sly sense

Trump Administration Lists Wakanda as Free Trade Partner on Government Website

“There were hundreds of data inputs for Wakanda… Different commodity groups offered on drop-down menus range from fresh vegetables and unroasted coffee beans to essential oils and livestock,” NBC News reported before the Wakanda data was scrubbed from the site Wednesday. “Yellow potatoes had to maintain a ‘0.5 cent/kg’ base rate when shipped in from the fictional East African nation, while frozen Chinese water chestnuts were tariff free if the U.S. decided to import them from Wakanda. Cows were also tariff free.”

Editat: des. 25, 2019, 8:15am

Emily Brandwin @CIAspygirl | 11:03 PM · Dec 24, 2019

There once was an #IMPOTUS from Queens
Who asked Ukraine to intervene
A quid pro quo he sought
Oh but he got caught
Now he rage tweets from the latrine


( More #Dimerick in replies at )

gen. 22, 2020, 2:46pm

THAT DON! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody (4:27)
Randy Rainbow | Jan 20, 2020

Editat: feb. 6, 2020, 9:09am

The Daily Show @TheDailyShow | 8:29 PM · Feb 5, 2020:
Here are the nominees for Best Performance in Fake Outrage Over Pelosi’s Speech Rip.

The 63rd Annual Outragees
0:50 ( )

And the winner is:

Rep. Matt Gaetz files ethics complaint against Nancy Pelosi for tearing copy of SOTU speech:
"Her conduct was beneath the dignity of the House, and a potential violation of law (18 USC 2071).
Nobody is above the law. She must be held accountable."

feb. 26, 2020, 12:20pm

from Borowitz in 2015. more apt now than ever.

Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.

“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”

More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”

While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. “The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified,” Logsdon said.

While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.

feb. 26, 2020, 3:41pm

Observation on Dems' SC debate:

Oh, so THIS is what Thanksgiving dinners at white people's houses are like
- Elliot Williams (CNN) @elliotcwilliams |8:59 PM · Feb 25, 2020

Amusing replies at
e.g., "with lots of alcohol"

feb. 27, 2020, 5:11am

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- tommyrulznyc @tommyrulznyc | 3:54 PM · Feb 26, 2020

feb. 28, 2020, 6:07am

Elizabeth Warren plays name-the-billionaire with Stephen Colbert:

(excepted from )

març 1, 2020, 5:50am

Coronavirus Cold Open - SNL (08:39)
•Feb 29, 2020

Vice President Mike Pence (Beck Bennett) holds a White House press conference to update the American public about the coronavirus and fields questions from Democratic presidential candidates Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen), Bernie Sanders (Larry David), Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon), Joe Biden (John Mulaney), Pete Buttigieg (Colin Jost) and Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch).

març 1, 2020, 1:00pm

Trump unveils a map and you can see where he’s going with this
Tom Toles | Feb. 25, 2020

(Editorial cartoon)

març 2, 2020, 6:49am

Modi & Trump in Bollywood (as Delhi burns) | Aaja Aaja - the Strongman Song | PUPPET REGIME | GZERO (02:14)
•Feb 29, 2020

Bollywood is calling!

US President Donald Trump and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi share an affinity for divisive politics, strongman styling, and club-friendly hooks. Here is their latest single, Aaja Aaja, which you'll love to hate.


A person who blindly follows literally every move, whether right or wrong or totally illogical, of an influential campy leader. The bhakts try to justify every action of their leader with at any cost, most of the part of justification is often misleading and illogical which diverts the whole point of discussion to avoid the question/justification. The mindset of bhakts is full of conservative, homophobic, war-inclined, and extremist thoughts, which they embrace us being loyal to the nation (fake nationalism).
The actions of Bhakts (their showcase of fake nationalism verbally and physically) does not bring a positive change in the society, rather promote extremist and toxic environment which disrupts communal harmony and promotes hatred among people. (Urban Dictionary)


The 2002 Gujarat riots, also known as the 2002 Gujarat violence and the Gujarat pogrom, was a three-day period of inter-communal violence in the western Indian state of Gujarat. Following the initial incident, there were further outbreaks of violence in Ahmedabad for three months; statewide, there were further outbreaks of violence against the minority Muslim population for the next year. The burning of a train in Godhra on 27 February 2002, which caused the deaths of 59 Hindu pilgrims karsevaks returning from Ayodhya, is cited as having instigated the violence.

According to official figures, the riots ended with 1,044 dead, 223 missing, and 2,500 injured. Of the dead, 790 were Muslim and 254 Hindu.13 The Concerned Citizens Tribunal Report, estimated that as many as 1,926 may have been killed. Other sources estimated death tolls in excess of 2,000. Many brutal killings and rapes were reported on as well as widespread looting and destruction of property. Narendra Modi, then Chief Minister of Gujarat and later Prime Minister of India, was accused of initiating and condoning the violence, as were police and government officials who allegedly directed the rioters and gave lists of Muslim-owned properties to them.

In 2012, Modi was cleared of complicity in the violence by Special Investigation Team (SIT) appointed by the Supreme Court of India...(Wikipedia)

març 17, 2020, 3:37pm

Due to massive incompetence and inexplicable delay,
WHO to rename Covid-19 to Covfefe-45.

- George Takei @GeorgeTakei | 10:08 PM · Mar 16, 2020

març 26, 2020, 5:56pm

This Guy's Impression Of Trump Talking About Coronavirus And Easter Is Uncannily Good (1:58)
Digg | Mar 25, 2020

A good impression nails the voice and speech mannerisms, a great impression nails the facial tics too, and comedian J-L Cauvin's impression of President Trump talking about bringing back the economy on Easter is definitely in the "great" category:...

Editat: abr. 1, 2020, 4:42pm

Poetry Month:
(The fellow who rhymed Mar a Lago deserves to win!)

There once was a grifter from mar a lago,
as evil as Shakespeare’s Iago,
to his base he was king,
from his lips truth didn’t ring,
hope his fate’s like Capone from Chicago.
- Howard Sherman @hsherman | 9:46 AM · Apr 1, 2020

There once was a man from New York,
Most of his meals he ate with a spork,
With the tongue of a snake,
And a tan that was fake
And a mouth we all wish he would cork
- Donald*Trumps*Goats @racerx2233 · 1h

When addressing corona infection
He said his response was perfection
“If you’d just keep your distance,
you’ll have perfect resistance.”
“Just hold your breath until the election.”
- 𝕄𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕚𝕣 Nickster @mfnickster | 3:08 PM · Apr 1, 2020

There once was a Pres’dent from Queens
Who used words but didn’t know what they mean
He crimed and was impeached
And always overreached
Yet always had time to preen
- George Conway @gtconway3d | 9:42 AM · Apr 1, 2020

There once was a TV show host.
“Vote me! I’m the best!”, he would boast.
Some voters said, “Gee,
How bad could he be?”
Now grandma will soon be a ghost.
- Liberal Limericks @Libericks | 12:48 PM · Apr 1, 2020

There once was a porn star named Stormy
Who said the orange madman was horny
He rolled up a Forbes
Got down on all fours
Said now I’d like you to spank me
- Jo @JoJoFromJerz | 3:11 PM · Apr 1, 2020

Mean Donnie was orange and huuuuge
His businesses all subterfuge
He groped girls and lied
We got sick and died
Oh, why did they vote in this stooge?
- Natasha Stoynoff @Tashka9 | Apr 1, 2020

abr. 7, 2020, 5:48pm

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones -- The Onion

abr. 7, 2020, 5:57pm

More Onion-y goodness.

Wisconsin Holds Democratic Primary Despite Coronavirus Concerns
“People died for our right to vote, so it’s only fair we die exercising it.”

Nicole Mortelecque • Beach Docent


“Pretty cocky of Wisconsin Democrats to assume the virus would even want to infect them.”

Ian Crowther • Artichoke Distributor

abr. 8, 2020, 6:52am

George Conway @gtconway3d | 3:46 PM · Apr 7, 2020
The following is a quarantine crowdsource joke-writing exercise. ( #trumplightbulb )

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb for Donald Trump?


Answers at Some below:

1 Fox News host to deny it blew out
1,000,000 sitting in the dark to own the libs.
- The Hoarse Whisperer @HoarseWisperer

None. Trump just holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
- Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel

You know, many people don’t know this, but trump invented the light bulb. Turns out he has a real talent for this stuff. You know, his father who was born in Germany was a lighting super genius, maybe the best in history, maybe second to trump himself. Many people say.
- Jo @JoJoFromJerz

It is shameful that the previous administration left the state of the nation's lightbulbs in such disrepair. Many people are saying "sir, the lightbulbs that you screwed in are tremendous. We were never allowed lightbulbs before but now we have the best lightbulbs." While crying.
- Andy Mills @manydills

50 governors because Trump is just the backup
- Janice Fredericks @JanFred1903

abr. 14, 2020, 10:30pm

Hide 'n' Seek

"Political humor -- it's fun!"

Editat: abr. 26, 2020, 6:58am

How to medical 😂
0:49 ( )

Sarah Cooper
8:04 PM · Apr 23, 2020

Lysol issues statement in response to Trump's latest suggestion -- DON'T: ❌ 💉🚱❗️

CBC News Alerts
7:09 AM · Apr 24, 2020
The makers of Lysol and Dettol have issued a statement warning the products should never be used internally, after U.S. President Donald Trump mused publicly that an 'injection inside or almost a cleaning' with disinfectant might be able to kill coronavirus 'in a minute.'
Image ( )

ETA-- "imbleachment"

May these words ring all across this great land:
Give me Biden, or give me bleach!
- George Conway @gtconway3d · 1h

Donald Trump is a man whose bleach far exceeds his grasp.
- Robert A George @RobGeorge | 9:44 AM · Apr 24, 2020

True. He also Lysol the time.
- George Conway @gtconway3d · 1h

abr. 25, 2020, 7:36pm

Or, as the NY Daily News headlines "Trump's a Total Bleach Bum" and McConnell is "You son of a Mitch!" for advocating that states should go bankrupt, since he has no intention of giving states the Federal aid for doing what the Federal Gov't. under any other president would have done.

maig 2, 2020, 6:41am

How to strong death totals
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- Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr | 5:41 PM · May 1, 2020

Editat: maig 2, 2020, 2:05pm

Experts Believe the Coronavirus Could Be Defeated with the Twenty-fifth Amendment

Although much about the coronavirus remains unknown, an expert said, “We’ve learned a lot about some of the conditions that enable it to thrive, like incompetence, laziness, and ignorance.” The New Yorker

Editat: maig 9, 2020, 5:28pm

How to grief
- Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr |1:54 PM · May 7, 2020

Editat: maig 9, 2020, 5:28pm

How to testing
0:59 ( )
- Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr | 4:45 PM · May 9, 2020

(Apparently the press hadn't revealed Katie Miller's identity out of respect for her privacy. Trumpkins, however...)

maig 15, 2020, 8:13am

>26 margd: testing contd.: "How to Science"?

How to more cases than anybody in the world (0:44)

- Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr | 8:05 PM · May 14, 2020

maig 16, 2020, 7:55pm

The joke going around my (virtual) office:

Did you hear that Trump had a stroke last year?

Yeah, seems that's about as far as Melania's willing to go...

maig 19, 2020, 8:55am

from the Borowitz Report:

To insure that the nation gets a vaccine before it gets his taxes, Trump said he was launching an ambitious initiative called Operation Infinite Delay, to slow the disclosure of his taxes to a dead halt.

“Eventually, my taxes will just go away,” he predicted.

maig 19, 2020, 2:30pm

>29 2wonderY:

"Like a miracle!"

Here's what happened last night on Twitter

Notice who retweeted. Satire/sarcasm is dead.

The humorous reaction amongst the Twitteratti continues today. Have some laffs!

maig 22, 2020, 6:25am

Many per capitas
0:13 ( )

- Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr | 1:01 PM · May 21, 2020

I tested very positively
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- Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr | 6:47 PM · May 21, 2020

maig 22, 2020, 9:23pm

juny 1, 2020, 8:37am


juny 1, 2020, 10:02am

If the president comes out of his bunker and sees his shadow,
we’ll have six more weeks of protests.

- Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse | 11:58 PM · May 31, 2020

juny 2, 2020, 9:55pm

>33 2wonderY:

More of that ilk from the "brains" in our American family.

Slide show:

juny 3, 2020, 6:01pm

juny 5, 2020, 1:35pm

This used to be a favorite Republican jibe. Now it's a favorite Democratic illustration of karma.

juny 6, 2020, 7:26am

Alexandra Petri

Trump explains his favorite Bible stories

If there was one thought in America’s mind when it watched our gallant president stride to St. John’s Episcopal Church and heft a Bible in one hand, it was: That man has definitely seen or held a Bible — or, indeed, any book — before, and he knows it cover to cover, from Genesis to Two Corinthians and even beyond! But what could be his favorite stories from that much-loved book of his, or someone’s? Here is my best guess.

Genesis: Two fools want more, better information rather than to feel blissfully ignorant all the time. They meet Tim Apple.

Exodus: Egypt, a land of very good administration, responds correctly to a series of plagues by changing nothing about its daily lives or routines.

Golden Calf: People are inexplicably punished for worshiping something shiny and fake.

Daniel: Ferocious beasts defy their duty to attack a man who has committed an offense against his ruler.

Lazarus: Very good illustration of how easy it is to recover if you put your mind to it and why nobody needs health coverage.

Job: Someone is treated almost but not quite as badly as Donald Trump gets treated every day.

Ruth: Ruth accompanies her relative Naomi to a new country in a disgraceful instance of chain migration.

Two Corinthians: There are Corinthians, and there are two of them, for sure!

Joshua and the Battle of Jericho: Very sad story about a man blowing blasts on a trumpet and damaging a wall.

Solomon: A man suggests a very good way of dealing with a disputed baby, but a nasty woman interferes.

Lot: A man’s wife does something different with herself physically, and he sort of notices after the fact.

David and Goliath: Someone makes the mistake of flinging a projectile at a heavily-armored man; they will need to come down on him hard.

Noah: This is a good, inspiring story about a wise man in a floating bunker avoiding a catastrophe, but on the other hand it is bad because he is also surrounded by animals, birds, reptiles — disgusting.

Jonah and the Whale: Bunker again, but worse.

Esther: Failed king listens to a woman about not inflicting violence on people?

Revelation: Beautiful first draft of Trump inauguration speech.

Abraham: Man confusingly remains married to the same woman for decades.

Temptation of Jesus: Man offered infinite worldly power; says no, like an idiot.

Crucifixion: Agitator gets what is coming to him.

juny 8, 2020, 5:46pm

Trump seeking 2020 campaign motto. George Conway calls on America to help him out! Hilarious suggestions ensue.

Here's an example

And another


Who else but Trump could bring back the 1918 pandemic, the 1929 Great Depression, and the 1968 race riots all in one year? #TrumpSlogans

juny 15, 2020, 4:02pm

juny 18, 2020, 7:59pm

juny 25, 2020, 2:31pm

Why climate change deniers are straight up crazy!

"Save our Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!"

juny 25, 2020, 2:41pm

>44 Limelite: And we only want it melty as hot fudge over ice cream, please and thank you.

juny 25, 2020, 3:12pm

"The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it."

-- P J O'Rourke

juny 25, 2020, 3:13pm

juny 26, 2020, 8:01pm

This is what "alternative facts" get you.

juny 27, 2020, 2:19pm

juny 27, 2020, 7:00pm

The Riddler Asks. . .

Q.: How did Putin get engaged to Trump?

A.: He went to Jared.

Editat: jul. 16, 2020, 9:29am

From the 2016 R primary and campaign?

The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars | 8:58 AM · Jul 15, 2020:
Here’s the full clip from when we called Trump “boring.”
2:20 ( )

We also performed an exorcism on Ted Cruz.
0:37 ( )

When we prayed with Mike Huckabee.
0:32 ( )

Building a wall around Trump Tower.
0:32 ( )
- The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars | 8:43 AM · Jul 15, 2020

jul. 16, 2020, 3:45pm

The Onion lauds spirit of volunteerism among white officers excitedly volunteering to risk their lives for the public good.

Every Member Of Police Department Excitedly Volunteers To Go Undercover In White Supremacist Group
“I’ll do it! I would be so good at going undercover—if I’m in there, the white supremacists won’t even be able to tell the difference,” said officer Tyson Ellerton.
"Please let me do it! No one will work harder than me to get into their mindset and lifestyle. Two months, two years, whatever it takes. I will live like a white supremacist to get inside their heads and understand how they work. . .I’ve trained my whole life for this."

ag. 13, 2020, 5:58pm

Riddle adapted from The New Yorker political humorist, Andy Borowitz.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans are vehemently opposed to issuing more government payments to a Kentucky man who has not been working during the coronavirus crisis.

According to reports, the man has been receiving a weekly check amounting to over three thousand dollars for doing nothing, all at taxpayers’ expense.
Guess who!

ag. 14, 2020, 1:59pm

Q.: Did you know that Donald Trump and Kanye West are related?
A.: Apparently they both believe they're the son of God.

Q.: 2021 Republicans: "Biden would not have won without AfAms, naturalized Latinx, LGBTQs or Jews."
Q.: 2021 Democrats: "Or as we like to call them -- Americans."

A man died and went to heaven. He saw St. Peter in front of him. Behind him was a wall of clocks.
The man asked St. Peter, "What are these clocks for?"
St.Peter answered, "These are lie clocks, every time you lie, the minute hand moves one tick. There's Mother Teresa's. She hadn't lied once so her clock is still. There's Abraham Lincoln's clock. He had lied just once and the clock has just moved once."
The man asked, "Where is Trump's clock?"
St.Peter said, "Oh! It's in Jesus's office, he uses it as a ceiling fan."

Adapted from source:

ag. 18, 2020, 7:15pm

The last undisgruntled Trump staffer.

ag. 19, 2020, 7:41am

ag. 19, 2020, 9:09am

For those of you who are wondering, apparently the reference in >57 Kuiperdolin: is to some festival one time that went sideways. It's an old people thing, I guess. :shrug:

ag. 19, 2020, 9:35am

A picture is worth 1000 words when words fail.

ag. 19, 2020, 1:33pm

As I recall, it was Trump that couldn't stop talking about the Mueller investigation, but whatever.

ag. 19, 2020, 3:08pm

Nobody should EVER ingest raw fish served at a gas station. Or Trumpism. Period.

ag. 20, 2020, 4:25pm

ag. 20, 2020, 4:31pm

ag. 29, 2020, 4:50am

ag. 29, 2020, 11:26am

ag. 30, 2020, 4:19pm

Because It's Sunday. When our thoughts turn to. . .

ag. 31, 2020, 8:10pm

Walled Off from Reality -- Why There's Still No Mexican Financing or Sealed Border

set. 2, 2020, 4:59pm

Editat: set. 4, 2020, 4:27pm

Trump's Browser History

#TrumpsBrowserHistory - how to drink water like a man

Mister Race Bannon
How to tell if your wife is cheating?#TrumpsBrowserHistory

set. 4, 2020, 6:49pm

Official Donald J. Trump Presidential Portrait Unveiled
Street Artist Andreas Welin - Art Murals CPH
Copenhagen. For bookings:

set. 5, 2020, 12:59pm

Viewers Set To Cancel Trump Sh*t Show

set. 8, 2020, 2:13pm

Don't mess with the real gods.

set. 10, 2020, 2:41pm

set. 17, 2020, 8:02pm

From the Denver Post

set. 18, 2020, 12:54pm

set. 19, 2020, 10:15pm

set. 25, 2020, 8:44pm

Second Thoughts or Second Sight?

Editat: set. 27, 2020, 3:58pm

NSFW Tan-Lines-Trump Jumps the Shark for Debate Prep

Trump says he "isn't preparing." Unless. . .could this be what he calls preparation?

set. 29, 2020, 11:33pm

Debate This: Is this an earpiece or a hair piece?

From first 2020 debate, this shot.

set. 30, 2020, 3:45pm

Who Knew Republicans Could Back-handedly Laugh at Themselves?

Whining from a Party whose candidate is the Useful Idiot of Putin

oct. 2, 2020, 12:22pm

What? Me Worry?

oct. 2, 2020, 12:25pm

Wonder Who's Wearing It Now?

oct. 3, 2020, 10:34am

Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Slew Of Obscure Bat Diseases Unrelated To Covid-19
The Onion| Yesterday 1:00PM

NEW YORK—After undergoing tests to rule out the possibility of coronavirus infection, sources close to Rudy Giuliani confirmed Friday that the attorney tested positive for several dozen obscure bat diseases completely unrelated to Covid-19...

oct. 4, 2020, 3:17am

Jim Carrey captures Joe Biden in SNL:

0:52 ( )

oct. 4, 2020, 6:40pm

oct. 5, 2020, 9:13pm

Humor from Both Sides of the Pacific

oct. 6, 2020, 5:27pm

oct. 7, 2020, 10:18am

Inspired by President Trump's return to the White House,
@JKCorden performs a special version of Paul McCartney's classic "Maybe I'm Amazed."

Trump: "Maybe I'm Immune" - Paul McCartney Parody
2:22 ( )
- The Late Late Show with James Corden @latelateshow10:52 PM · Oct 6, 2020

Editat: oct. 8, 2020, 2:51pm

"To My Favorite People. . ."

"Go kidnap the governor of Michigan."

oct. 8, 2020, 6:21pm

Donald Trump will never be an ornament to his nation, but at least now he gets to be an accessory...

oct. 11, 2020, 8:01am

Noah Ryan Pekari @TheReal_NRP | 2:51 PM · Oct 7, 2020:

Here’s @realDonaldTrump on preschool on legos
#comedy #impressions #legos #DonaldTrump @nbcsnl
0:59 ( )
Some kind of infantilization app? Missed Noah's hand, but amazing how lifelike manufactured clips can be these days!

Editat: oct. 11, 2020, 5:36pm

President Obama does a Ride Along w/ Seinfeld | Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (19:15)
•Jan 5, 2016

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: "Just Tell Him You’re The President” (Season 7, Episode 1)


Paul Graham paulg | 5:10 AM · Oct 11, 2020
I'd forgotten presidents could even be like this...

oct. 11, 2020, 8:41pm

VP Debate Take-Away

Editat: oct. 15, 2020, 5:34pm

oct. 17, 2020, 2:53am

oct. 19, 2020, 2:15pm

When You Have To Look Beyond Appearances

oct. 20, 2020, 11:57am

Jay Black @jayblackisfunny | 9:06 AM · Oct 20, 2020:
Replying to @atrupar

No, this is true.
I recently found Hunter Biden’s TI-80 graphing calculator at a goodwill store in Fond du Lac, WI,
and it’s full of plans to get rid of God.

We need to take this seriously, guys.


George Conway @gtconway3d | 9:19 AM · Oct 20, 2020:

oct. 20, 2020, 10:20pm

Post-Covid Trump from WH Balcony

What you look like when they won't let you wear your Superman shirt.

oct. 24, 2020, 11:10pm

Should This Be a 'Cognitive Function' Fun Meme?

oct. 26, 2020, 11:50pm

oct. 28, 2020, 3:45pm

oct. 29, 2020, 9:56pm

The Horror Movie That is Trump Covid-19 "Policy"

oct. 30, 2020, 1:54pm

For fans of Rocky Horror Picture Show -

It's just a jump to the left!

oct. 30, 2020, 3:56pm

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nov. 3, 2020, 4:39pm

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nov. 5, 2020, 11:33pm

Build Back Better! More Public Schools Needed -- STAT!!

nov. 6, 2020, 6:39am

'Emotional support Canadians' offer to help Americans stressed by U.S. election
Ben Cousins | November 3, 2020

... The offer appears to be have been started by Twitter user “Canadian Fletchy,” who said if voters “have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly.”

The tweet had amassed more than 13,600 retweets by Tuesday at 11:15 p.m.

Fletchy goes on to say that Americans hoping to become Canadian immigrants should stuff their pockets with Canadian Tire money to trick border officials into thinking that they’re Canadian.

Twitter user Mark Piper said he was available to Americans, but that he “had a couple edibles” and was drinking rye and water...


As America anxiously waits, voters find a bit of laughter in memes
Poppy Noor @PoppyNoor | Thu 5 Nov 2020

We’re on an emotional rollercoaster ride as Trump and Biden are neck-and-neck, but funny memes are keeping spirits high...

nov. 6, 2020, 6:38pm

Let Me Count the Ways to Determine the Will of the People

nov. 7, 2020, 11:22pm

Don-Boy vs WI 2016

Trips him up again in 2020

nov. 9, 2020, 4:37pm

Find This Reality Based Guy a Cabinet Post

nov. 13, 2020, 5:45pm

nov. 13, 2020, 11:05pm

What Will We Do When We Don't Have Trump to Kick Around Anymore?

nov. 14, 2020, 2:44pm

nov. 15, 2020, 3:17pm

Opening in Covid Theaters Everywhere in Time for Thanksgiving

nov. 17, 2020, 5:40pm

Don't Tell Donald He's NOT RE-ELECTED TODAY! - Randy Rainbow Parody (3:56)
Randy Rainbow • Nov 17, 2020

nov. 17, 2020, 6:54pm

nov. 21, 2020, 8:10pm

nov. 22, 2020, 12:32pm

A friend of mine from the Balkans tells me the joke going around is that
what’s happening in US would never be allowed if there was an American embassy in Washington.

- stuart stevens (longtime R campaigner) @stuartpstevens | 12:16 PM · Nov 22, 2020

Editat: nov. 23, 2020, 8:42pm

Why Won't Trump Have a Dog in the White House?

Because he's the big dog in the White House.

nov. 23, 2020, 8:58pm

Their Loss

From The Economist

Apr 19th 2018

nov. 26, 2020, 11:05pm

Trump 2020 Thanksgiving at the Kiddie Table

Whoever fitted this little man behind this tiny desk finally put him where he belongs. Was that you, Melania?

Editat: nov. 27, 2020, 9:08am

>124 Limelite: Are those plantation "darkies" in the artwork to his left?? WHY would he choose that kind of art for backdrop? Another dog whistle? Payback to the African-Americans who voted against him?


"He's Got Bone Spurs" a Roy Zimmerman song parody (1:41)
Roy Zimmerman•Oct 27, 2017

nov. 27, 2020, 5:14pm

I hadn't checked. But don't think he chose the artwork. There's no frame and it looks like a permanent installation. Much like a fresco.

All I noticed is "tiny man, tiny hands, tiny desk, HUGE ego."

nov. 27, 2020, 5:23pm

Well, That Didn't Go Well.

nov. 29, 2020, 11:15pm

2020 Presidential Election Analysis

des. 2, 2020, 5:48pm

Remember the Good Ol' Days?

des. 3, 2020, 10:49pm

Definition of Conundrum

des. 5, 2020, 5:39pm


des. 6, 2020, 1:26pm

Who Wore It Better?

des. 7, 2020, 4:07pm

Trump's First 'Make America Great Again' Idea
Soon To Become Reality!

des. 10, 2020, 5:17pm

des. 12, 2020, 4:03pm

Readying the People's House for Biden's Inauguration

des. 13, 2020, 3:58pm

What's Left After You Drain the Swamp

des. 14, 2020, 10:51am

A Trump supporter dies and goes to Heaven.

God: "You lived a good life, and so I will grant you a completely honest answer to any question answer you have."

Trumper: "Who won the 2020 election?"

God: "Biden, in a fair election."

Trumper: "This goes even higher than I thought."


Editat: des. 14, 2020, 3:57pm

>136 Limelite: Ewww! I'll never be able to unsee that image!
>137 margd: Good one!

des. 14, 2020, 7:02pm

des. 15, 2020, 6:20pm

des. 20, 2020, 2:49pm

des. 21, 2020, 9:37pm

Is It Just Me?

But I noticed Trump wants his name on everything but this virus.

des. 23, 2020, 5:02pm

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Editat: des. 31, 2020, 11:42pm

Aquest missatge ha estat suprimit pel seu autor.

des. 31, 2020, 4:52pm

Not a Landslide Win? How about ASTRONOMICAL?

Editat: des. 31, 2020, 11:41pm

Aquest missatge ha estat suprimit pel seu autor.

des. 31, 2020, 11:39pm

Bizarre painting of Trump dressed as Independence-era patriot compared to notorious traitor Benedict Arnold

The Arizona GOP accidently told the truth about its cult leader.

gen. 4, 5:51pm

People of Palm Beach -- Here's Your 2021 Guy Next Door!

gen. 7, 2:21pm

gen. 7, 3:05pm

Things That Go Bump in the Night

gen. 14, 5:02pm

gen. 21, 12:40pm

"No Leader & Facing Arrest Makes Me a Victim!"

feb. 1, 7:36pm

feb. 2, 9:10pm

Maybe Correct Your Poster, Boys?

I'm sure Rep. Al Green won't mind!

Delete "Re-elected." Insert "Re-Impeached."

feb. 5, 3:25am

A QAnon conspiracy theorist, a racist and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.
Bartender says, “What’ll you have, Congresswoman Greene?”

- Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets | 6:03 PM · Feb 4, 2021

feb. 8, 8:08pm

feb. 9, 7:48pm

Snatched from the Headlines of Trump Impeachment II, Day I

feb. 10, 7:02pm

feb. 12, 6:26pm

When the Secret Service Remembers Donald Trump Fondly?

VP Harris & Second Gentleman Harris Take Tax-Payer Free Exercise

feb. 13, 4:38pm

Teddy-Boy Hoping To Be Taken for Junior Trump?

Editat: feb. 14, 7:28am
SNL’s Weekend Update Takes On Trump Impeachment Trial: ‘Mike, They Only Tried to Hang You, Stop Being Such a Drama Queen!’

feb. 14, 4:43pm

>161 Limelite: Ooo! Ooo! I can tell the difference. Cruz parts his hair on the other side. Otherwise there is no difference.

feb. 15, 8:26pm

Entrepreneurs Gone Wild !

En/na Humor from both sides of the aisle (2) ha continuat aquest tema.