Snarktastic.

Kept Boy Toy of rich old queen is threatened with replacement by the sexy young pool boy. The old queen loves kept boy toy, though, and through a series of silly misadventures, ends up throwing boy toy and pool boy a little too often, and they fall in love with each other.

Rich old queen takes them all on vacation after a particularly silly piece of bad luck, finds them shagging each other rotten, has A Moment with them telling each how very much old queen loved him, and dies.

Leaving kept boy toy Everything! All the money, all the houses, the whole cheese. And what does kept boy toy do with it? Makes everyone he loves as secure as money can make them.

And shags the pool boy rotten. Happy endings, anyone? Recommended. ( )