This is a humorous book written for any single woman who has ever had to brave the world of dating, and for anyone still braving it. It is not a book on dating, rather a manual on how to get a date. The book describes the "Hottipithicae" Family and teaches the reader how to identify members of the species in his natural habitat. It also teaches the beginning hottie hunter how to "clear a hottie for single status", "calculate his temp-to-perm conversion rating" and "overlap factor". The book also comes equipped with a Guy-to-English Dictionary to decode "hottie speak".