Summary: Barney had the chicken pox. Grandpa had anti-itch stories to get Barney's mind off of itching so badly. He tells the story of getting caught by headhunters while out with his friend. The queen wants to kiss him but when he refuses she has her men hang him upside down and dip his head onto lemonade and cranberry juice to force him to kiss her or shrink his head. He still refuses to kiss her so she dunks him until his head is shrunk. Doc Storkmeyer comes to check on Barney and Barney tells him that he doesn't itch anymore because of grandpas anti-itch stories.

Criteria- Critique of Genre: Fantasy- Animals don't talk or get the chicken pox. They don't live in houses or go on headhunting safaris. Shrinking their heads is not real.
Age: primary ( )