Simonâ__s latest scheme is to gain everlasting fame and glory by winning the school talent show. What stands in his way? A lot. Thereâ__s the fact that he doesnâ__t sing, dance, or play a musical instrument. Thereâ__s Stacy and her distracting brown eyes. Thereâ__s the evil Mike McApline and his cronies. And last, but certainly not least, is the aged Mrs. Anaand, who insists on bombarding Simon and his friends with dangerously hard muffins while they rehearse their act. Utter humiliation is looking a lot more likely than fame and glory for Simonâ__s band, The Groovy Guys. This hilarious chapter book features illustrations, pages from Simonâ__s secret notebook, and a glossary.