Bob and Barb Ferly have a problem. They own an older house that’s seen better days, and they were planning to sell it. Unfortunately, it’s haunted. They inherited the home when Bob’s father Everett passed away. But although he’s dead, Everett hasn’t vacated the property. His ghost wanders through every room, upstairs and down looking for leaking plumbing and plaster that needs to be patched. Now that he’s dead, he has a lot of time on his spectral hands, and he wants to catch up on the home repairs that he neglected while he was alive.

The living Ferlys aren’t happy. They want him out so they can flip the property. Let’s be honest, the two of them and their son who lives in the basement playing endless video games are not a harmonious family unit. A lot of bickering takes place in the old homestead.

Barb has asked an exorcist to come in to get her deceased father-in-law out. But when he shows up, so do Everett’s lawyers. As the author states: Beware the creatures of the night – they have lawyers! The firm of Wolff and Byrd are there with a written agreement that states that Everett has been grandfathered in. As long as he remains in the house, even in his present state, he cannot be put out. See you in court. ( )